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Those two marketers walk into a bar and laugh at how smart phones create dumb people…

26 Friday Jun 2015

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Digital, Digital marketing, Social Media

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Are you going somewhere interesting to stare at a screen this weekend?

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avafonefreegoodweegend…

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Two marketers walk into a bar and laugh at Linkedin posts…

22 Friday May 2015

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Advertising, BIG DATA, Branding, Content Marketing, Copywriting, Customer Service, Digital, Digital marketing, Sales

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If you spend any time on LinkedIn you’ll understand how the posts into the news feed are changing the way LinkedIn appears – more like Facebook or Instagram than a business media channel.

Here’s a handful of images from those two marketer’s LinkedIn account last week…

cats

in case you need to see a cat while you work…

sweet

or if you prefer to see dogs…

results

sometimes you just have to say no…

fear

obviously the author has never run a hospital pass at a front row forward…

loyalty

you need to get your eyes tested…

shower

not when you drink like some marketers I know…

God

Obviously I don’t understand…

integrity

Trust me, I work in marketing…

positive

I’d never admit to writing it either…

data

Opinions persuade, data supports…

dreams

Can’t wait til midnight, just wrote down I want $10 million in $1m bundles each hour by then…

customers

agree, but sadly so few marketers do it…

brand

Aahh poor marketing toddlers, they think what’s new to them is new to the world. Brands have always been what consumers believe them to be…

steve jobs

Mr Jobs channels David Ogilvy – “always hire people better than you and you will become a company of giants…”

avagoodweegend…

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