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Hint to Telstra – Australia wants your service to work properly, Australia is not interested in your rebranding….

17 Sunday Jul 2016

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Advertising, BIG DATA, Branding, Customer Service, Digital, Digital marketing, Direct Marketing, Email marketing, Marketing, Marketing Automation

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advertising, branding, digital disruption, digital marketing, marketing, rebranding, Telstra

On Friday I received an email from a computer at Telstra. It was an announcement that mainly caused me to shake my head in dismay.

The subject line reads: See our new brand before Australia does

True dear reader. Apparently rebranding is the priority of the company that specialises in regular service outages, digitally disrupting businesses from functioning, preventing kids from doing homework and generally stopping people connecting in the connected world.

Someone needs to explain to Telstra what digital disruption really means.

The disruptions have happened so often that Telstra’s compensation offer of a free data day, now falls on deaf ears. Australia (to use Telstra’s collective noun for all people and businesses in this country) is fed up – we just want our internet and phones to work. After all that’s what we pay for. Well we pay more than that – if we want Telstra to mail monthly invoices to us, because we cannot rely on their internet to deliver it by email, we have to pay north of $3 an invoice. If this was a third world country there’d be riots in the streets.

film not video

The email content states:

There is nothing more important to us than our customers, so before we share the next chapter of our brand story with the world on Sunday night, we wanted to share it with you.

On what planet do these people live? What Telstra customers have bookmarked the Telstra brand story, anxiously awaiting the next chapter for their reading pleasure? Change hands please, we customers are begging you.

The message continues with a link to a video and a subtitle “Click to watch the film“. As they say, the devil is in the details and I suspect if you click you’ll watch a video not a film.

This ignorance of small data is what Telstra is famous for, apart from digital disruptions. Here’s an email Telstra sent to me two days before Friday’s rebranding message.

The subject line reads: Malcolm, here’s a hot deal on a Samsung Galaxy S7 and Tab A 8.0

Samsung offer

Samsung 2

There’s even a free footy pass for the two codes I don’t follow – just another small data glitch…

Samsung 3

Note to Telstra: I am currently about six months into a two-year iPhone plan with you. Why would I even consider switching to a Samsung now?

The computers at Telstra must know what phone and plan I’m on – aren’t I one of those customers referred to in the rebranding message – who are supposedly more important than anything else?

This is the simplest and smallest of data – a customer’s record. How does Telstra continue to get things so wrong? Why is mediocrity such a respectable KPI at Telstra?

But hey, why get the small customer data correct when you’re doing a rebrand?

In case you are waiting with baited breath dear reader, the rebrand is all about the magic of technology. And I must say it does reflect Telstra’s technology – it magically disappears when you want to use it.

You can watch the magic of technology here, or maybe you can put the garbage out, you’re call.

As a shareholder I’m so pleased Telstra is focusing on rebranding, rather than providing a service that works when I need it to. That’s sure to keep the analysts and the customers happy.

Gotta go – need to put the garbage out.

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Telstra launches new Wi-Fi service, subject to availability of course…

02 Thursday Jul 2015

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Advertising, BIG DATA, Branding, Content Marketing, Copywriting, Customer Service, Digital marketing, Direct Marketing, Email marketing, Marketing, Marketing Automation, small data

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advertising, BIG data, branding, copywriting, customer service, digital marketing, email marketing, small data, Telstra

There must be something in the air with regards poor customer service, if the last week is anything to go by. Woolies and Telstra struggled to understand customers, while Energy Australia’s confusing communications caused chaos.

Then yesterday I received the same email twice within 16 minutes from Telstra. I have no idea why such a BIG DATA company continues to have so many problems with their small data? Particularly given they have people working there with titles like “Data Scientist“. If they could just get their small data right, the BIG DATA will look after itself.

email image

The subject line really didn’t interest me – it was all about Telstra and not about me. It said “Big News for Wi-Fi“. I assume good old Wi-Fi enjoyed its news. I deleted the messages. But a mate contacted me about them. He’d received one and was confused by the contents, so I retrieved them to see what the “content” had to reveal.

I don’t quite understand the service as the email wasn’t very clear – I suspect it means wi-fi services are now available for Telstra customers outside their home networks – at last.

I clicked on the link and I entered my postcode to see where the Telstra Wi-Fi Hotspots were located near my home. Here’s the result:

wi-fi hot spots

Our service is subject to availability, good luck finding it

Two things struck me. Firstly there are three levels of wi-fi coverage indicated by a colour code. Unfortunately the three hot spots in my postcode have no colour coding, so I have no idea if I get low, medium, high or no coverage.

The second is more disturbing. The service is apparently “subject to availability“. I have no idea what this means. Does it mean subject to the availability of a hot spot location existing? Or is it subject to the availability of the wi-fi network?

It’s like ANZ Bank saying we offer bank branches, but they’re subject to availability. They may or may not be there when you turn up to do your banking. Isn’t it illegal to offer to sell something you don’t stock?

So in one message I’m told of big news about a new service – but there is no information about the level of service offered in my suburb. And regardless, the service is subject to availability, so may not even exist!!

As a Telstra shareholder I am again stunned at the use of my investment funds. As a customer I’m just confused at another big brand failing at customer service and small data.

Maybe I should call them to clarify what’s going on – assuming of course, the phone network isn’t subject to availability?

termsandconditions

On the other hand I might take a Bex and lie down…

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The high cost of emailing invoices – it’s more than mailing them…

27 Friday Feb 2015

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Advertising, BIG DATA, Branding, Customer Service, Email marketing, Marketing Automation

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As Mark Twain said, “Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated” – and so it is with the print industry.

The hysteria surrounding the imminent death of print is almost hysterical itself – particularly given the complete failure of the paperless office claims since the 1980’s. The death of paper is not on any horizon – print advertising in its various forms will continue to succeed.

Kellie Northwood, the Executive Director of the Catalogue Association in Australia, is very buoyant about the future of print. She commissioned Roy Morgan to research the industry. The results were quite revealing, though not surprising.

Industry Report

The Report shares case studies, international trends, innovative applications and more, to demonstrate how to use print successfully in any marketing mix. You can read the results here.

As she says in the report, “Heavy print users are more likely to be above average income earners, better educated and big spenders. While heavy catalogue and magazine readers are more likely to try new products.”

hipster reading paper

Even hipsters read newspapers

And quoting from examples, “With paper and print the complete spectrum of senses is explored. Who would have thought a supermarket could educate children how fresh herbs, fruits and vegetables smell and feel? A poster could enable abused children to report the crimes against them? Or a magazine cover turn red when placed in direct sunlight to promote skin-care?”

The research also confirmed something we knew intuitively, but now have the facts to prove. More people (59%) who receive an invoice or statement online via email, require a follow-up message to pay their account, than those who receive their accounts in the mail.

In fact, any savings gained by forcing people to get their accounts by email, are often wasted in the cost of chasing up these people to pay their bills on time. Plus there is the cash flow lag caused by late payments. Digital invoices can be a false economy – and often an even more expensive process than mailed invoices.

The alleged benefits of digital distribution – cheaper to email than to mail – are offset by the fact people are not as engaged with digital channels as they are with physical channels. This fact is scientifically proven. And supported by independent credible sources:

Newman

Here’s how my cousin – a very smart businessman – ensured his bills were paid ahead of time. He called all his debtors to determine the name of the person in charge of processing his accounts for payment.

Whenever he mailed an invoice, it was personally addressed to the accounts payable clerk. And inside every envelope, as well as an invoice, there was a $2 scratch lottery ticket.

$2 scratchie

The clerks loved receiving his invoices and they mostly paid them in 15 days, well before the due date. So his cash flow was sensational, which went a long way to increasing the value of his business when he sold it – which made him very happy.

office-party

So if you are rudely penalising your customers by fining them a couple of dollars to mail them their financial statements, you might want to think again. You could be improving the value of your business by mailing them a printed statement at no charge – like the whole world did before we went digital.

Just because you can do something (like emailing accounts) doesn’t always mean you should.

Gotta go – just heard the postie. There’s probably some Telstra bills – you know the ones. They fine you $2 for the privilege of being invoiced and fine you another $15 if you’re a day late paying. No wonder its profit is $Billions.

Telstra invoice

Telstra – a profit-centric customer-hating corporation

I obviously work in the wrong industry….

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