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Those two marketers walk into a bar and laugh about stupid meetings…

27 Friday Mar 2015

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Meetings

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Some of you may be too young to remember this classic – Meetings Bloody Meetings – featuring John Cleese. The video is the trailer, but it appears nothing’s changed when it comes to meetings.

And here’s 10 tricks to help you look smart in a meeting – LOL.

Can’t stay – I have to get to a meeting. Avagoodweegend…

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'Last week many of us had a tight schedule so our meeting was rushed and very short. Miss Jones, please read us the seconds of our last meeting.'

'Ms. Smith, I have a meeting in ten minutes and I can't find my hidden agenda.'

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Two marketers walk into a bar and tell conference call jokes…

01 Friday Aug 2014

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Customer Service, Telemarketing

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We’ve all sat in them – conference calls. They can be the most non-productive meetings ever conducted. Attendees spend their time doing everything but focus on the call – stare at their phone screens, do their emails, chat to others, read stuff, dose off and more.

This video – a conference call in real life – gets it spot on.

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'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

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'It's not easy to eat breakfast, text, conduct a conference call and drive at the same time...but I did it!'

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