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Two marketers walk into a bar and laugh at Linkedin posts…

22 Friday May 2015

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Advertising, BIG DATA, Branding, Content Marketing, Copywriting, Customer Service, Digital, Digital marketing, Sales

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If you spend any time on LinkedIn you’ll understand how the posts into the news feed are changing the way LinkedIn appears – more like Facebook or Instagram than a business media channel.

Here’s a handful of images from those two marketer’s LinkedIn account last week…

cats

in case you need to see a cat while you work…

sweet

or if you prefer to see dogs…

results

sometimes you just have to say no…

fear

obviously the author has never run a hospital pass at a front row forward…

loyalty

you need to get your eyes tested…

shower

not when you drink like some marketers I know…

God

Obviously I don’t understand…

integrity

Trust me, I work in marketing…

positive

I’d never admit to writing it either…

data

Opinions persuade, data supports…

dreams

Can’t wait til midnight, just wrote down I want $10 million in $1m bundles each hour by then…

customers

agree, but sadly so few marketers do it…

brand

Aahh poor marketing toddlers, they think what’s new to them is new to the world. Brands have always been what consumers believe them to be…

steve jobs

Mr Jobs channels David Ogilvy – “always hire people better than you and you will become a company of giants…”

avagoodweegend…

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Two marketers walk into a bar and laugh at motivational posters…

19 Friday Sep 2014

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Digital, Marketing

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Those two marketers couldn’t help but laugh along with Despair’s real take on motivational posters. More of these should be posted on LinkedIn to replace some of the mind-numbing drivel that gets dumped there.

Avagoodweegend…

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commitmentdemotivator

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Two marketers walk into a bar and tell social media jokes…

09 Friday May 2014

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Social Media

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anti-social media, marketing, marketing jokes, social media

Back in the days before Facebook I was one of the early members of The NOSO Project.  It was promoted as “a real-world platform for temporary disengagement from social networking environments. The NOSO experience offered a unique opportunity to create NO Connections by scheduling NO Events with other NO Friends“. I was member 445 or thereabouts.

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Unfortunately it’s now closed, so am not sure that means it was a success or a failure – given no events were successfully not held if you get my drift?

Over the last month this anti-social media video Look Up has travelled the planet via social media – how ironic. In the 2 weeks since it was posted it’s had over 28,000,000 views. I’ve shared it with my kids – and they’ve shared it with their teachers, who in turn have shared it with other parents, for them to share with their kids.

So I’ll stay on topic and get those two marketers to share some anti-social media jokes – avagoodweegend…

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Anti-social-media

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Two marketers share some Chrissie laughs……

18 Wednesday Dec 2013

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Content Marketing

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Two marketers walk into a bar looking for laughs after a lousy week…

22 Friday Nov 2013

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Marketing

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Two marketers step quietly into a bar…

27 Friday Sep 2013

Posted by Malcolm Auld in Content Marketing, Marketing, Uncategorized

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Happy Friday and avagoodweegend…

Bayer puts some humour into cardio vascular remedies – click here to view video.

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